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thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Ryan. AKA YouTuber 95Camry4Life, lives next door to neighbors who happen to enjoy having rather loud intercourse on a regular basis.

Rather than get upset and ask them to quiet down their coitus, Ryan has decided to put their bumping and grinding to good use by challenging himself to complete random timed tasks with his neighbors’ humping noises acting as the stopwatch.

In the first “Thin Wall Challenge” (above), Ryan attempts to blow as many balloons as he can before the sex sounds stop.

Below: The Thin Wall Challenge ante gets upped: If he can’t bounce five quarters into a cup before the beast with two backs quits huffing and puffing, Ryan will shock himself with a taser.

Can he flip before they flop? Let’s watch.

[thanks meg!]

I lol’ed at these vids multiple times because I know all too well what the poor bastard is going through, although I’m usually way less ambitious with the duties that I try to finish beforehand (i.e. POOING).

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popculturebrain:

Taran Killam Does His Best Robyn Impression at 4:30 am on SNL’s Writing Night

With bonus flashlight rave from Bobby Moynihan, Vanessa Bayer, Sarah Schneider, and Abby Elliot.

(via whereistheothersock, Killam on Twitter)

This is so wildly endearing.

The best part is arguably that one guy who is just typing away the whole time. That guy’s a professional.

ONE THOUSAND GIGGLES. I make everyone who comes to my apartment watch the original version because its so amazing, but this is really fantastic.